About Us/me
This is Me/us:
If you are wondering who to hate (or hug), my name is Chris and I am a simple taco maker.
My company makes a hand tool used by major corporations and people who pack and unpack boxes. Tiger Tacos simply make packing and unpacking boxes easier by holding down cardboard box flaps. I am not here to sell my tacos.
But (the big butt) it is the selling of Tiger Tacos that gave life to this monster and general business concept .. you can read about that in my blog. The point being, I am not just some old white dude appropriating something to make money.
I get bored shipping tacos. I also work a boring day job (city bus driver; I have reasons), have nobody in my life (I have reasons) and so my mind entertains itself by thinking about the meaning of existence.
My brain mostly ends up coming up with stupid shit and ways to have fun with words and images. It might be better to stuff it into a strong box, hidden under my lonely bed, but I can't do that and sleep at night.
When someone (me) has their nuts covered by a secure job, plus a side hustle with go-crazy money, and concerns about what's right and wrong in the world, it is natural to create a space where you can unpack and discharge things not tied to life itself (so much better, for me, than hedonism, or carving on yourself).
TacoTz.com is my first 1% company. 99% all profits go to people and things I hope will make this world a better place. I give credit and links to anyone who works on this site and the things you may buy, but basically I am the man and so I take responsibility for whatever happens (for better, or for worse).
This is not some smoke and mirror pitch where someone is says "buy my shit to feed the world" and then gives pennies on the dollar, or a pair of flip-flops. I am not a big fan of fake things or insincerity (but I do believe in free ponies).
This is me saying "buy my shitty brain drool because it makes you happy." That will make me happy (me, me, me .. I do have an ego, as frail as it is). And then we will use your money to hopefully help make good things happen in this world.
I will build a page on who I already support and will be getting ?% of your hard earned money (if it isn't hard earned, then you need to do something to break a sweat, for your own good). As in, I got a job and a profitable company so I don't need your money when you spend it on things that make you smile; but I do know about a LOT of people and things who really could use some help making it through the night!
Peace be with us all!
P.S.: While I don't have thick skin (in most places) I will listen and consider anything you want to tell me about anything you see on this site. Nothing here is a full-frontal assault on anyone or thing, it is just me playing with words and images, obviously having fun with the real and imagined meaning(s) of the word taco, and hopefully making people laugh (and spend some change so we can help make some change).